smump

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

by scbrix September 22, 2006

Smump

Highly offensive term; most offensive term known to man. Worse than calling someone a C**t.

If you look up in Oxfrd Dictionary wll find a picture of Joseph Morgan Lewis, 30th May 1991, Newport, Wales.

Emma: OH MY GOD Joe, you are such a smump!!

Joe: EMMA! You are the smumpiest smump EVER!!

by DickheadDickhead December 02, 2009

Smump

To kiss

#1- guess what!?

#2- omg what!?

#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :

by XAgentxCupcakeX May 19, 2009