smump

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

smump by scbrix September 22, 2006

Smump

Highly offensive term; most offensive term known to man. Worse than calling someone a C**t.

If you look up in Oxfrd Dictionary wll find a picture of Joseph Morgan Lewis, 30th May 1991, Newport, Wales.

Emma: OH MY GOD Joe, you are such a smump!!

Joe: EMMA! You are the smumpiest smump EVER!!

Smump by DickheadDickhead December 1, 2009

Smump

To kiss

#1- guess what!?

#2- omg what!?

#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :]

Smump by XAgentxCupcakeX May 19, 2009

Smump'in 

Smumping: Smumper: Smumpish; To be used in the form of the 'Absolute' version of cool.

"Wow, Greg, that sure is a smump'in sweater you have this fine day."

Smump'in by Smumper Extraordinaire February 16, 2010

skumpy 

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts

“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”

skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015