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1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.
"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."
smump by scbrix September 22, 2006
Words you can keep
Highly offensive term; most offensive term known to man. Worse than calling someone a C**t.

If you look up in Oxfrd Dictionary wll find a picture of Joseph Morgan Lewis, 30th May 1991, Newport, Wales.
Emma: OH MY GOD Joe, you are such a smump!!

Joe: EMMA! You are the smumpiest smump EVER!!
Smump by DickheadDickhead December 1, 2009
Related Words
smump Smumph Smump'in Smumpkin Smumpy slump Slumped slump buster shump skump
To kiss
#1- guess what!?

#2- omg what!?

#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :]
Smump by XAgentxCupcakeX May 19, 2009

Smump'in 

Smumping: Smumper: Smumpish; To be used in the form of the 'Absolute' version of cool.
"Wow, Greg, that sure is a smump'in sweater you have this fine day."
Smump'in by Smumper Extraordinaire February 16, 2010
When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
“Want to get pizza?”

Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.
Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.
Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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