Smumpkin
Smumpkin by Chris VanderTol May 9, 2008
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Shumpkin
Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010
Shumpkin
As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016
Swumpkin
A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.
Swumpkin by HappyHappyHipposHealHangovers March 22, 2011
Skumpkin
Skumpkin by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018
Snumpkin
You sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. But wait, why are your arms so cold? You put on your Snuggie and call your bitch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the Snuggie. Dutch oven blumpkin, bitch.
Derp: "Duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"
Snumpkin by asmartshell January 2, 2012
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