smulch
Chocolate box, cheesy but well done pathos. Brings a tear to your eye even though you know it's so set up.
smulch by Bossy Booty September 16, 2013
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SMULCH-A-CRAP
A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
SMULCH-A-CRAP by SMULCH December 31, 2020
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I was down that the park last night and some crack head asked me for $2. I told her if I could Skulch her I'd give her the dough.
Smelching
The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.
ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018