smulch 

Chocolate box, cheesy but well done pathos. Brings a tear to your eye even though you know it's so set up.

Lilo and Stitch is pure smulch but every time I watch it I seem to get something in my eye.

smulch by Bossy Booty September 16, 2013

SMULCH-A-CRAP 

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

SMULCH-A-CRAP by SMULCH December 31, 2020

skulch 

to skull fuck someone

I was down that the park last night and some crack head asked me for $2. I told her if I could Skulch her I'd give her the dough.

skulch by w-body October 14, 2008

Smunchies

The munchies after sex

Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!

Smunchies by asanovic June 11, 2009

Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device

ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”

Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018

Smilch

A noun describing someone who's less than or weak

That man is a SMILCH dress like a smilch

Smilch by ricorock2048 November 10, 2018

Smuch 

Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.

Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch

Smuch by smuch June 5, 2017