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SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

by SMULCH December 31, 2020