Smuch

Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.

Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch

by smuch June 06, 2017

Smuch

It has a different meaning when dirrected to a man or woman. If it is directed to a woman, then it means she is a curvy cutie with a real booty. If it is directed to a man, then he is a withered old retard.

Woah, she’s a real smuch!
or
Wow, that dude is acting like a god damned smuch.

by Deus Ex Human Revolution October 31, 2017

Smuch

The combination of the words So and Much.

The lazy persons way of saying so much.

A typo by a beloved GM on a Ragnarok Online Server

I love you smuch.

I drank smuch I'm gonna barf.

She wears smuch make up, she rivals Courtney Love.

by Missus Rx February 27, 2011

Smuched

1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk

1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.

by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

smuche

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

by G9surfsashore June 24, 2019

smuch smuch

the act of a booty call or act of sexual activity.

boy's friend: did you & your girl smuch yet.?
boy: no she wont put out yet.
boy's friend: no smuch smuch for you *laughs* you virgin.
boy: shut up steve.
boy's friend: & i heard she was easy cause of the fact she's a whore L-Mercado. "the hoe on the corner"

by TheDestroy-er. October 16, 2010

smuch

so much.

used for text messaging and IM-ing to say when stuff's happening, instead of just saying not much no matter what's actually happening.

What's up?
--smuch.

by changinupdalingo April 03, 2011