smruf

a pole dance around the penis whilst giving a blow or hand job to another man.
as many people can be invloved

"have you done much lately?"
"nah, just been having a smruf"

by abdul fannyyyy April 21, 2010

Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

smruti

Smruti is an overachiever and a all rounder. Always on her toes and always putting others first. An overall dynamic personality

she’s such a Smruti

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Hot Scruff

A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.

Ex. 1

A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"

Ex.2

Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by Hottscruff June 26, 2009

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009