Smuf

Super Mega Ugly Fuck.

"Did you talk to Sally today?"
"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."

by notasmuf April 01, 2008

Smuf

A character from the 80s television show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.

Smufs are weird.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Smuf

Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!

Me, Daniel aka Smuf

by Daniel May 03, 2003

Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

by AAHGRRRRTM December 14, 2010

Smuffing

Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys

Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip

by Letka February 04, 2009

Smuffed

When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.

"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"

by Nick Sargente February 08, 2008

smuf ugly

When someone is so ugly u call them stupid mother fucking ugly in other words smuf ugly

"that chick is so ugly, she's smuf ugly"

by The Juggarnut August 08, 2006