Smuf

"Did you talk to Sally today?"
"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."
by notasmuf April 01, 2008
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Smuf

A character from the 80s television show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.
Smufs are weird.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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Smuf

Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!
Me, Daniel aka Smuf
by Daniel May 03, 2003
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Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.
Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010
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Smuffing

Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys
Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip
by Letka February 04, 2009
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Smuffed

When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.
"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"
by Nick Sargente February 08, 2008
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smuf ugly

When someone is so ugly u call them stupid mother fucking ugly in other words smuf ugly
"that chick is so ugly, she's smuf ugly"
by The Juggarnut September 11, 2008
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