Smuf 

Super Mega Ugly Fuck.

"Did you talk to Sally today?"
"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."

Smuf by notasmuf April 1, 2008

Smuf 

A character from the 80s television show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.

Smufs are weird.

Smuf by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Smuf 

Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!

Me, Daniel aka Smuf

Smuf by Daniel May 3, 2003

smuf ugly 

When someone is so ugly u call them stupid mother fucking ugly in other words smuf ugly

"that chick is so ugly, she's smuf ugly"

smuf ugly by The Juggarnut September 11, 2008

Smuffin 

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

smuffocate 

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed 

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

Smuffed by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010