Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

smurfnurblin 

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.

"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.

smurfnurblin by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004

smurfberries 

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.

Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.

smurfberries by Aaron September 18, 2004

Smurfberry Pancake 

The act of making a pancake with blueberries and raspberries, then inserting the folded pancake into a woman's vagina and proceeding to insert a male's penis into the pancake inside the vagina.

I wanna give you a smurfberry pancake so bad right now!

Smurfberry Pancake by Muffinmann1744 January 27, 2011

smurdburgler 

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

smurdburgler by Carder March 4, 2007

smurfberry juice 

Slang term for a brand (Blue Thunder) of Nitro Fuel used in racing radio controlled cars.

I hate this Smurfberry juice, it runs way too hot.

smurfberry juice by Anonymous September 4, 2003