Smorb is the collective name given to accessories or patterns that uses trendy items such as cacti, pineapples, lamas, grapefruits, flamingos etc.. in bold, bright and funky styles.
by Angry Fishsticks July 25, 2018
Get the smorb mug.The couple made up of Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. The purest same sex romantic relationship created In modern literature, despite JK Rowling claiming the two boys are heterosexual.
"Did you read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"
"Yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?"
"Of course, everyone with a brain did"
"Yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?"
"Of course, everyone with a brain did"
by BL--- August 8, 2016
Get the Scorbus mug.An arbitrary word that some person came up with to identify a meme containing a fake youtube video screenshot where the contents are edited into another picture and the title of the video is changed to something like "Top 10 _____ _____ of all time"
by Hi Amy! October 1, 2018
Get the Smooby mug.A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
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Dispite jk rowling and the writers of the cursed child they are sooooo gay for each other
Dispite jk rowling and the writers of the cursed child they are sooooo gay for each other
by GAYLORD 23 December 17, 2017
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"Ahh, you're part of the SMOB. You realize that everything you take for granted to deliver your smug pseudo-superiority was created by Boomers, right? The web, most of TCP, Windows, Apple, the underpinnings of the entire Internet?"
"Ok Boomer"
"Ahh, you're part of the SMOB. You realize that everything you take for granted to deliver your smug pseudo-superiority was created by Boomers, right? The web, most of TCP, Windows, Apple, the underpinnings of the entire Internet?"
"Ok Boomer"
by Boomer, Karen January 10, 2020
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You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
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