smob

what you say when you don't know what else to say or you're trying to really annoy someone

Person 1: Hey did you know the queen died
Person 2: smob
Person 1: what
Person 2: smob

by 4urelius October 19, 2023

smob

(verb) To smile while sobbing; smiling and sobbing at the same time - usually from experiencing so much joy that it makes you cry.

also, smobbing or smobbed

After many years of not seeing each other, the two long lost girlfriends found each other at the airport, hugged tightly and uncontrollably smobbed.

by Rickyumyum September 22, 2012

smob

you can use this word in place of any word you want. adjective, verb, noun, whatever.

you are such a smob

i am smobbing you

lets smob!!

by Allison September 17, 2004

smob

Used to describe middle class Americans who think they are from the ghetto

Orgin-Cooper

Look at all those rich smob with their 200$ shoes sayin their from the ghetto

by lee November 02, 2003

smob

Used to describe a female who is a passive aggressive frigid fag hag with chip the size of Texas on her shoulder. She will also turn any situation into moaning about how crap her life is.

Person 1: *Tells long winding story about how crap her childhood was* I know by posting this I am giving my enemies here ammunition. It would be pretty goddamn low of any of them to use any of this but if they did, it would show me that they are no better than the people mentioned above, i.e. they are scum.

Person 2: You are such a smob!

by notasmob January 21, 2011

SMOB

SMOB:

Snowflake Muppets Ostracizing Boomers

"Ok Boomer"

"Ahh, you're part of the SMOB. You realize that everything you take for granted to deliver your smug pseudo-superiority was created by Boomers, right? The web, most of TCP, Windows, Apple, the underpinnings of the entire Internet?"

"Ok Boomer"

by Boomer, Karen January 10, 2020

Smob

To drive very fast and aggressively pass someone you are racing/ following.

Did you see me smob that weak-ass 'vette?

by Shando January 28, 2004