smokey pokey

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!

Gosh, I want to get you pregnant, but you cant even stop smoking you Smokey Pokey.

by L33TZOR September 22, 2013

the Smokey Pokey

1. To get high and fuck
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is way outta ur league
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa

"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy

by DaLi617 May 19, 2010

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey

"Darkness Reigns" in some language spoken by 17 people.

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey !

by Maybeyline June 11, 2018

pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020

Smoke and poke

Indulging in cannabis and following it with sexual intercourse

My room-mate met a guy who invited her into his apartment for a smoke and poke. You could also think of it as bong and dong. A variant would include toke and poke.

by The Dork Knight September 10, 2011

smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

smoke or poke

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.

So do you smoke or poke?

by gtrill February 1, 2017