Mokey

When you mix marijuana and tobacco together in a bong. Usually you snap it.

Lets cut up mokeys.
You gonna snap that mokey?

by Just a gurl December 9, 2008

Mokey

Mokey is an ancient Egyptian god which was the symbol of non-aggresive/harmful bullying and he was also the symbol of love and unity in Ancient Egypt

in The Ancient times:
Egyptian 1: Who do you worship?
Egyptian 2: i worship Mokey, the god of non-aggresive bullying and love between people

by Joe_ThePro671 March 12, 2020

Mokey

1.) a common misspelling of monkey

2.) annoying little meanie child

3.) a nickname you give to friends, enemies, and random people

1.) *texting* girl: hey i want a pet mokey
guy: don't you mean monkey?

2.) "man, my little brother is such a mokey!"

3.) "hey, what's up mokey!"
"nothing, how about you! did you see that mokey the other day?"

by C.J. the Mokey Girl August 25, 2009

mokey

Drug addicted mouse who shoved a shotgun bullet up gofey and shot out of his mouth

Mokey it's the ice cream man

by cityboy112 February 21, 2019

mokey

To smoke tobacco mixed with marijuana out of a waterpipe.

Let's go snap smoke mokey's down at the creek.

by mokeymonster October 18, 2007

mokey

To take a bite of someone's food and then extend your lips past the bite, thereby slobbering over it and making it inedible.

Don't mokey my hot dog you prick, I want to eat the rest of it.

by Sasafras6 May 28, 2008

mokey

Any clever, complete woman capable of (theoretically) beating people at everything.

Sarah is definitely a mokey when it comes to calculus.

by Meffrey December 28, 2005