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smokeables 

Hey,man.Got any smokeables?
smokeables by sky May 9, 2003
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it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.
smokeless by kendall September 6, 2004

Smokable 

Any electronic device that you can smoke. It does not include cigarettes.
Bro can you pass your smokable.

Have you seen my smokable

Who took my smokable!
Smokable by Fariri August 1, 2020
Also Known as:

Commando (For Men, or Without a Bra for women)

Going Indian

Greyhounding (Greyhounds are often Refered to as little horses, Exept Without Jockeys, As are you if you need the term)

Hangin' Around (For men, mostly)

As Nature Intended

Freeing The Python(Men)

Freeing The Kitten(women)
"Man, I didn' get time to Head down the Landromat, so I had to go Go commando today"
smokeless by Churba December 8, 2004

smokeless tobacco

1. Dip- Hands down one of God's greatest gifts to man. Shredded tobacco that comes in snuff(sand-like), fine cut(short strands), and long cut(longer cuts of tobacco). It is sold in a can and is put between your lip and gums. New users will experience a "buzz" from the nicotine, but experienced dippers(myself included) build a tolerance to the nicotine and it just makes you feel like a million bucks. Popular brands are: Copenhagen(the manliest but expensive), Skoal(expensive and for pussies), and Grizzly(cheap but satisfying). Dip also comes in a variety of flavors such as natural, straight, wintergreen, mint, whiskey flavors, and fruity flavors(mainly Skoal which is for new dippers).

2. Chew- Leaf tobacco that you chew on unlike dip. It does not give you a buzz but the taste is much milder than dip. It comes in a pouch and is place in your cheek. Popular brands are Red Man(the classic chew), Taylor's Pride(expensive but worth it), and Levi Garret(also another classic chew). Chew is not flavored like dip is. The taste is very sweet and has a hint of raisin taste to it in my opinion.
1. Joe- Man I'm fresh outta my Grizzly Natural Long Cut. Can you spot me a pinch of your Copenhagen Straight?
Trent- Sure man anything for my boy.

2. Hilton- This Red Man smokeless tobacco is makin' me spit like a water hose I reckon.
Joey- Shut up Hilton, you're a vagina. (Not because chew is for vaginas)

smokeblast 

A blowjob. The act of giving or receiving head.
Timmy: "the wife is on the rag this week, but she gives killer smokeblasts"
smokeblast by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

smokable = smoke a bowl 

It's obviously smokable = smoke a bowl.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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