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Smokable Jesus

Another name for marijuana. Aka: Pot, ganja, weed, etc.
Stoner #1: Dude, did you get some of that smokable Jesus?

Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!

the smokable forest

Another name for Kingwood, Texas. A place where there is an ass load of drugs and stupid ignorant religious retards with absolutely nothing to do except gameforce or mountasia which is like 3 million miles away.
Dude, there's nothing to fucking do in Kingwood, the smokable forest. Let's go smoke some weed.
the smokable forest by Kingwoodsux October 13, 2005

Smokablunt 

the act of sparking that swisher filled with sticky, usually used in situations of desperation or excitement
ex#1- man i aint got no weed or no money i wish someone would come over and smokablunt

ex#2 car passenger 1- hey look at that guy
car passenger 2- SMOKABLUNT!
Smokablunt by space cruisin' March 23, 2009

smokables 

yo homie, you got dem smokables?
smokables by Sawford YO November 2, 2006

smokeables 

Hey,man.Got any smokeables?
smokeables by sky May 9, 2003