smokeblast 

A blowjob. The act of giving or receiving head.

Timmy: "the wife is on the rag this week, but she gives killer smokeblasts"

smokeblast by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

Smokerastination 

The process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. Often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.

Bob: Can I have a cigarette?
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.

Smokerastination by smokeypokey123 January 18, 2011

Smokeulations

An exaggerated, mock-version of 'smoke' as it appears in British slang—meaning a confrontation or trouble. Used ironically, intentionally sounding slightly idiotic.

"Bro, relax, I don't want the smokeulations."

Smokeulations by thenotorioushak February 23, 2026