1. (noun) A meme, exploitable, edit, or simply image that could only come from that one friend in the group you know nothing about. They've never shown their face, they're always muted in voice call, and you're like 85% sure they're an Eldritch horror of some kind. But you keep them around because every joke is the funniest thing you'll ever see.
2. (noun) The Eldritch horror that creates said images.
3. (verb) "to smoet"; post an image that matches the criteria above
Originally a misspelling of smort, which is in and of itself is a misspelling of smart.
2. (noun) The Eldritch horror that creates said images.
3. (verb) "to smoet"; post an image that matches the criteria above
Originally a misspelling of smort, which is in and of itself is a misspelling of smart.
1. That joke is a top 5 smoet of all time. How is that random guy so funny all the time?
2. That random guy is the smoet of our group. He won't tell us his name and I think he's wanted by Interpol.
3. Our funny guy hasn't responded in weeks. I don't even know where to start if I were to start to smoet.
2. That random guy is the smoet of our group. He won't tell us his name and I think he's wanted by Interpol.
3. Our funny guy hasn't responded in weeks. I don't even know where to start if I were to start to smoet.
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The best rapper in the game. Snapchat sensation; legend; aka Jesus.
J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.
J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.
"J-Smooth is very hot"
by mellogenus9 October 14, 2019
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It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
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Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie
by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021
Get the erween.smeeth mug.A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank June 8, 2011
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The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.
The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.
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