smoet

1. (noun) A meme, exploitable, edit, or simply image that could only come from that one friend in the group you know nothing about. They've never shown their face, they're always muted in voice call, and you're like 85% sure they're an Eldritch horror of some kind. But you keep them around because every joke is the funniest thing you'll ever see.
2. (noun) The Eldritch horror that creates said images.
3. (verb) "to smoet"; post an image that matches the criteria above
Originally a misspelling of smort, which is in and of itself is a misspelling of smart.

1. That joke is a top 5 smoet of all time. How is that random guy so funny all the time?
2. That random guy is the smoet of our group. He won't tell us his name and I think he's wanted by Interpol.

3. Our funny guy hasn't responded in weeks. I don't even know where to start if I were to start to smoet.

smoet by tunatony March 17, 2026

cha cha real smooth 

to recover a situation badly

me: accidentally calls my teacher mother saves it by saying fucker afterwards
also me: cha cha real smooth

cha cha real smooth by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman May 24, 2019

J-Smooth 

The best rapper in the game. Snapchat sensation; legend; aka Jesus.

J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.

"J-Smooth is very hot"

J-Smooth by mellogenus9 October 14, 2019

One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

erween.smeeth 

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

erween.smeeth by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

Smooth Brain 

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

Smooth Brain by Tip Tank June 8, 2011

Smooth operator 

Someone talented at using verbal communication to get what they want from a situation, such as persuading someone.

The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.

- "I picked up a girl at the bar last night."
- "You're such a smooth operator dude."

Smooth operator by gregolego May 3, 2020