A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 15, 2011
Opposite of big brain. Smooth brain refers to an idiot or someone dumb. Neuroscientists believe the more folds you have in your brain means the smarter you are. Therefore if you are called smooth brain, you have less folds and therefore dumb.
How did you forget to lock the door? Good move, smooth brain.
You don’t know basic math? Smooth brain 🙄
You don’t know basic math? Smooth brain 🙄
by TheoPham September 14, 2019
adj. word to describe people that are slow or stupid
adj. describes unfunny, uncool people that are lame
adj. describes unfunny, uncool people that are lame
by dirtydikdan October 20, 2021
by Brain Pretzel September 18, 2020
When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
by Vortakainia August 26, 2021
Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.
Person 1: Ok, jackass.
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.
Person 1: Ok, jackass.
by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020
An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.
by drastic_quench May 23, 2008