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A smether person is a word for a stupid human or and idiot

Combination of the words smart and clever because in this case two positives make a negative
Shae- that korey kid is is pretty stupid
Josh- yeah he's a smether cookie
Smether by justkeep_swimming June 1, 2016
Words you can keep
Smether is the commonly misheard lyric in the Stone Temple pilots song titled “Plush”.
“ And i feel and i feel when the dogs begin to smether;
Will she smether lone?”
Smether by Yeeterson McPeterson1017 November 15, 2021
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A Smether is the name for a collective group of boys in which each individual aligns with an organism evolved from equidae.
Chiara - "Did you see Xay at LCL last night"
Cate - "Yes he is definitely the mule of the smether"
Smether by smetherlover August 18, 2022

Smother Play 

Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.
Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.
Smother Play by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Smotherment 

The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time
Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night
Smotherment by Cven August 8, 2010

Breast Smother 

When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.

If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.
A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*
Breast Smother by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008

Breast Smother 

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.
When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!
Breast Smother by facechair February 21, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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