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smeet: a man with a small penis
guy: "hey are you ready to have sex"
girl: "yeah but.."
guy: "what?...is there a problem?!?
girl: "no its just so cute"
guy: "what?, what's funny?!?"
girl: "your smeet its so cute."
guy: "are you saying i have a small dick?"
girl: "....yes....I'm leaving now"
by Disneybrian_Griffin March 12, 2015
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A Smeet is slang for a small penis/dick so if someone says you have a smeet it don't mean your awesome or cool they saying u have a small dick.
Girl- i'm breaking up with you

Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(
by Princessa RR June 08, 2018
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A word for a poor guy, who doesn't have a lot of money and is generally friendless
a : "Did you see that poor guy?"
b : "Yes, he doesn't have a lot of friends, he's such a smeets"
by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008
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The migratory Arctic Smeet Frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the Winter diet of Native Americans who camped by the waters of the Huron. They are now a protected species, and the hunting of Smeets is strictly forbidden.
The smeet frog spends much of its day under water coming out only on moonlit nights
by David Dickason January 31, 2004
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1. one with small feet. the combination of 'sm' from small, and 'eet' from feet.

2. adding the first 2 letters of the word small to any body part
1."nick! put some shoes on those bare-smeet!"

"youre boyfriend is such a smeet"

2. smands, smears, smenis, smoobs, smass,
by aylaa March 24, 2010
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