smluff

When you give your partner a smooch, but also fluff at the same time. See "fluff" for definition.

"oh hey babe gimme a kiss (proceeds to kiss and fart at same time). Smluff

by The_fluffer March 15, 2024

Spluff

The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.

"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"

by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018

Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

by silentcrys April 15, 2020

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010

sluff

People in utah use this word...and it actually means to ditch

Hey lets sluff next period because we are COOL!!!..............

by yayman November 4, 2007

Smuffa

Shoving something in ones face aggressively or violently

I will Smuffa pillow in your face.

by Shebheb June 20, 2021