Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

by silentcrys April 15, 2020

smuffin

the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten

Brian you make me feel so smuffin

by Aubrianna January 15, 2008

smuffin

A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.

Good morning! Care for a smuffin?

by smudder November 22, 2010

Smuffin

When You fart and cup it in your hand then let it go in someones face.

Johnny farted and then he gave tim a smuffin

by horse23789 January 12, 2009

Smuffin

the sexyist muffin you can think of

omg do you see that banana nut muffin.
yeah it's sooo a smuffin

by darkfarie4 June 12, 2008

stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.

She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...

by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018

Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020