Smuffin

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a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

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smuffin

the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten

Brian you make me feel so smuffin

smuffin by Aubrianna January 15, 2008

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smuffin

A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.

Good morning! Care for a smuffin?

smuffin by smudder November 22, 2010

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Smuffin

When You fart and cup it in your hand then let it go in someones face.

Johnny farted and then he gave tim a smuffin

Smuffin by horse23789 January 12, 2009

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Smuffin

the sexyist muffin you can think of

omg do you see that banana nut muffin.
yeah it's sooo a smuffin

Smuffin by darkfarie4 June 12, 2008

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stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.

She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...

stuffing the cone by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018

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Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

Sausage Stuffing by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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