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Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.
Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010
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Smuffed

When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.
"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"
by Nick Sargente February 8, 2008
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smuffed

i am smuffed after playing for 3 hours.
by Desh, DJ January 12, 2009
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Smuffed

When your smug and chuffed about something at the same time.
Lisa felt totally smuffed about giving up alcohol.
by Kappybee July 26, 2024
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Scuffed

/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended
"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"
by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019
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Stuffed Peach

When you fuck a sperm into a vagina and when it goes through I hemorrhoid will form causing the vagina hole to become clogged and stuffed from it getting fucking fucked too hard
Oh my God You just made me form a fucking fucking stuffed peach inside my fucking fucked up vagina thanks to you stupid faggot ass cunt
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Double Stuffed Cannoli

A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)

Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant

Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.

*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.

Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."

" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."

" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019
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