A person whom is a geek, or nerd, often times called a brown noser.
Jacob gets straight A's and sucks up to the teacher; what a smity!
by Ryan Spikes December 27, 2006
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BESTEST THING IN THIS UNIVERSE. This thing is so precious that everyone can die for it. Also its very pretty and beautiful. It has a soul made of diamond and its purely wonderful
Look, there's smiti!
by Fantasieboi August 19, 2017
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The best donkeytrainer in the world. Shes a joker.
Hey look at that smiti. Doesnt she train those donkeys well.
by Kylie March 4, 2004
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A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.
"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"
by Gaz February 23, 2004
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ilfords freshified rudeBWOI
bowls it better than any rudebwoi in ilfud
a freshie wanaBE..
sket 1 - 'oi hoi check that guy over there..'
sket 2 - 'nahh alow that look..thers a smiti over ther! les go ;) '
by $[]v[]1t! July 22, 2004
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BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?
*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!
by lissie p June 19, 2010
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Showing a shocked expression purposely. However looking particularly fake.
I SAW A SPIDER OH MY GOD!_ sarcastically_"omg thats such a Smiti Pose
by Imaarna May 26, 2010
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