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Tit slit 

The very slight and sexually arousing slit that appears when a woman is barely exposing just enough of her cleavage (also known as breasts, "titties", "honkers", "jugs") so as to entice straight men and lesbians. Can often be far more titilating (pun fully intended) than a woman exposing all her top half immediately.
"She was a saucy minx, but not a full on slapper. You could see just the right amount of tit slit"
Tit slit by Mrmacho September 5, 2014

Slimy Joystick 

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.
My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.
Slimy Joystick by FraterOS December 30, 2018

Slitquid 

1. (n) Slitquid. Vaginal fluid. During orgasm a woman releases vaginal liquid, or Slitquid.

2. Slitquid. Female ejaculation or climax resulting in expulsion of liquid or fluid.
"Man this chic last night, gushed a ton of slitquid on my face"!

"Her slitquid tastes as sweet as nectar"!!

by fivepak, October 11, 2011
Slitquid by fivepak August 28, 2021
Is the worst audio maker on roblox and makes distorted audios.
Nigga: Have you ever heard of slituh? His new audio is so trash
Other Nigga: Yes, mans a newgen.
Slituh by agramane(real) August 8, 2020
A nickname for thou amazing greek god Michael Sitro. Michael Sitro (also known as M city) is a large sized king of America, known to be the size of the titanic. He has many amazing features such as his morbidly gigantic nose and a fat head similar to that of Frankenstein and or Nick birch. Unfortuanly he has been recently caught in drama where thou authorities confiscated his telephone. For a reason I cannot say. In conclusion he is a very swell person and I love him.
Your looking rather satisfactory today, You look like M Sity.
M sity by Quandalian dingleson April 4, 2022

Slither Giggle 

While wrestling with a partner playfully to fulling groping and sexual favors arth given.
Donna K- "Im at the bar mark, do you wanna give me your favors of pleasure for my pinkess tacotis?"

Mark H: "I Slither giggled 2 months ago."
Slither Giggle by alphavictorbravo November 6, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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