smikking 

when a dyslexic person tries to skim over some text.

"this nibba smikked over some text" instead of "this nibba skimmed over some text"
"can't believe he's smikking over that text so fast"

smikking by chihuehue October 24, 2018

sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Sminking 

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

Sminking by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

shikking

A female who practices the art of self-stimulation or masturbation. The sound of which can be onomatopoetically represented as shik-shik.

syn. Self pollination, opening the beef drapes, scrubbing the velvet wallet.

Jessica was shikking all night thinking about her hot programmer boyfriend.

shikking by The Troll November 14, 2004

Smiking 

Smoking while simultaneously riding a bicycle.

After a long day of smiking my lungs were ready to collapse, and my mind was soaring.

Smiking by The Original Smiker December 9, 2008