Smicking 

the act of smoking and drinking... conveniently put into a single word for all to use...

We were smicking the other night and Eric just passed out on the concrete.

Smicking by Cheif Smicker July 30, 2009

sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

smacking onions 

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

smacking onions by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011

Smackington 

To take a fat ass motha fuckin rip off the cart, does it go much further then that? Frfr

Fulcrum: Whats up yodiegang I’m boutta take a smackington off the penjamin with that northern lights pod, shall we? Cheers my friends.

Smackington by chrispybass October 30, 2022

Sminking 

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

Sminking by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

sticking your penis in an electrical socket 

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

sticking your penis in an electrical socket by CareyB May 25, 2008

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

smocking gun by sTrumpf August 1, 2018