smikking

when a dyslexic person tries to skim over some text.

"this nibba smikked over some text" instead of "this nibba skimmed over some text"
"can't believe he's smikking over that text so fast"

by chihuehue October 24, 2018

The Forklift

The Forklift, where one hangs a towel from one's cock

"Look, he's doing The Forklift"

by chihuehue January 12, 2017