smilking 

(n.) a person who smiles when they talk

Ceste was smilking in school today.

smilking by katess February 22, 2010

smilking 

the process of collecting semen

Dustin has been smilking all day for the sperm bank.

smilking by smilker June 17, 2014

sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

smiling depression 

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.

"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"

smiling depression by xxdefeatedxx. August 11, 2008

Sminking 

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

Sminking by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020