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smilking
the process of collecting semen
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sminking
sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012
Smiling Bob
Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones
Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
smiling depression
a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.
in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.
in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"
elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"
elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"
smiling depression by xxdefeatedxx. August 11, 2008
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