smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006

smife

A dishonest , fake mother trucker who thinks hes a drug dealer but really hes a backwards ass hustler and claims to be so loyal but he will fuck you any chance he gets. ; small penis ; 2 second man

You just got smifed.

by abride April 19, 2014

Smife

A greedy rather thirsty creature. Selfish, conceited, self centered, narcissistic and manipulative. Can be man, woman or beast...

You always wanting something. Smh you are such a smife.

by Charliepoosmifelife June 15, 2018