Urban Dictionary: smote

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smote

When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.

Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"

by F-anator April 06, 2008

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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Smote

The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.

And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible

by Smote! September 03, 2003

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Smote

Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word Smite.

Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

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s'mote

To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.

And then Trogdor s'mote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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by Anonymous July 17, 2003

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smote

Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!

by NatVé November 13, 2006

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