Smilfed

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012

Smiled me up

A phrase meaning to be given marijuana by a person who's willing to share

"I thought I was just going to his house to watch the game, but then he smiled me up. I didn't expect him to be really cool like that."

by bubblepiemaura March 12, 2017

smiledeep

A stunning girl, she’s beautiful, amazing, kind, and very cute. Smiledeep can never stop smiling she is always happy! When she’s mad she’s not gonna show it and acts like everything is fine! Smiledeep loves to make others laugh! She is most likely to make you laugh when you are down!

Girl #1- hey Smiledeep I’ve been feeling down lately
Smiledeep- guess what! Forget about whatever your sad about and move on! You can’t let one thing effect the rest of your life!

by ILYSM!!!! November 11, 2018

Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019