smited

What a moron will say instead of smote.

uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b

by Angular56 January 29, 2004

Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019

Smited

When someone is going to be struck down with lightning.

“This is the End John! Prepare to be smited!”

by Urban_Droopy December 10, 2019

smited

Being so smacked out and high that you cannot function in any normal way. It's as if god has smited you, but this is never a bad feeling. The person who is messed up must be having a good time in order to be smited, and feel as if god has brought he/she up to heaven on the backs of junky dirt horses and a bit of weed.
-i know the past tense of smite is smote, this is not meant to be the past tense of smite, rather a state of being.

after banging...
"i am so smited!"

by smartieluva July 18, 2007

Smited

The past-tense of Smite.

Andrew: I have Smited you.

by Shiny_Dragon November 12, 2006

Smited by the sheeps

When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning

Guy 1:how was your day
Guy 2:it was good, i got smited by the sheeps

by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019

Smitee

A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.

To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.

by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016