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1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.
That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .
Smeogol by Old school bossman September 9, 2020
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Smellodrama 

A smellodrama is an emotional overreaction to a mess or smelly situation.
Susie served up a screaming, crying smellodrama when the toilet overflowed.
Smellodrama by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Shelgoat creed 

Shelgoat Creed is the greatest racecar driver ever. He OWNS fraudulent drivers like Dale earnhardt, Richard petty, jimie johnson airton sena & Lewis FRAUDmilton. Every single driver go to sleep dreaming about being Shelgoat Creed and when they wake up they apologize.
Shelgoat Creed is the driver with most wins in SST history. He is also the 2018 ARCA champion & 2020 NASCAR GANDER RV & OUTDOORS TRUCK SERIES CHAMPION
Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELGOAT CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELGOAT CREED!!
Shelgoat creed by SHELGOAT CREED January 30, 2023

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021
An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.
Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon
Smelon by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018
musical tones created from consecutive expulsions of gas from the rear end
although impressive, your smelody has caused everyone to leave the room
smelody by soulforce rehearsal January 24, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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