Definitions by Lacaswetty

Secondary Turd 

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

Secondary Turd by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

Tanus 

A butthole that is delicious because of last night’d seasoning. An abbreviation of the words tasty and anus.

Luke: That girl’s got a tanus of an angel.
Joe: Would you say it was a smanus though?
Luke: Guess so

Tanus by Lacaswetty June 20, 2018

Smelon

An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.

Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon

Smelon by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018