smelody

musical tones created from consecutive expulsions of gas from the rear end

although impressive, your smelody has caused everyone to leave the room

smelody by soulforce rehearsal January 24, 2009

Smelony 

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

Smelony by SFJ454 February 11, 2009

Victoria's Melody 

A special melody that's filled with emotion and meaning.

To play:

Acoustic guitar.
Standard Tuning.
Capo on 7th fret.
Am, G, E, C

Repeat until loved.

"Dude, Victoria's like amazing. I need a melody to play her."

"Play Victoria's Melody dude."

Victoria's Melody by totallynotaduck May 15, 2014