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A person who goes to great lengths to infiltrate social media forums they aren't welcome in for the sole purpose of complaining that the other members are stalking them.

"Go away smeggo, stop joining this private group with fake profiles."

The smeggo: "You are all stalkers, stop harassing me or I'm calling the police!"

smeggo by Lisa Maree November 21, 2016

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Smeggo

Someone who is invane but also attempts to act like a god within anyones presence. To the person describing themselves as such they are usinging it at a complement to themselves.

"It is I: Smeggo your Eggo!" - Says the child that wastes their life drawing for cheap change

Smeggo by saysomethingimgivinguponyou March 10, 2018

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Smeogol

1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.

That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .

Smeogol by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

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smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

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Smegpot

An annoying object or person, popularized by Gavin Free of Rooster Teeth

"Michael, you Smegpot!"- Gavin Free being killed in Assassins Creed

Smegpot by jjsjsjkdjd August 20, 2013

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Smeggan

The fine particles of shit that come out of your ass when you fart.

All I can taste is your smeggans

Smeggan by Willie Shit Face😆 June 30, 2019

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seggo

A soggy eggo waffle

"I wanted to ea waffles for breakfast this morning, but they turned into seggo's. So I just had cereal."

seggo by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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