smeggo

A person who goes to great lengths to infiltrate social media forums they aren't welcome in for the sole purpose of complaining that the other members are stalking them.

"Go away smeggo, stop joining this private group with fake profiles."

The smeggo: "You are all stalkers, stop harassing me or I'm calling the police!"

smeggo by Lisa Maree November 21, 2016

Smeggo

Someone who is invane but also attempts to act like a god within anyones presence. To the person describing themselves as such they are usinging it at a complement to themselves.

"It is I: Smeggo your Eggo!" - Says the child that wastes their life drawing for cheap change

Smeggo by saysomethingimgivinguponyou March 10, 2018

Smeogol 

1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.

That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .

Smeogol by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

Smegpot 

An annoying object or person, popularized by Gavin Free of Rooster Teeth

"Michael, you Smegpot!"- Gavin Free being killed in Assassins Creed

Smegpot by jjsjsjkdjd August 20, 2013

Smeggan 

The fine particles of shit that come out of your ass when you fart.

All I can taste is your smeggans

Smeggan by Willie Shit Face😆 June 30, 2019

seggo

A soggy eggo waffle

"I wanted to ea waffles for breakfast this morning, but they turned into seggo's. So I just had cereal."

seggo by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021