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A person who goes to great lengths to infiltrate social media forums they aren't welcome in for the sole purpose of complaining that the other members are stalking them.

"Go away smeggo, stop joining this private group with fake profiles."

The smeggo: "You are all stalkers, stop harassing me or I'm calling the police!"

smeggo by Lisa Maree November 21, 2016

Words you can keep

Smeggo

Someone who is invane but also attempts to act like a god within anyones presence. To the person describing themselves as such they are usinging it at a complement to themselves.

"It is I: Smeggo your Eggo!" - Says the child that wastes their life drawing for cheap change

Smeggo by saysomethingimgivinguponyou March 10, 2018

Related Words

smeggo • smeagol • smeggy • smegg • smeggle • smaggot • Smeagoling • smegging • smegged • Smeggsy

Smeogol

1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.

That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .

Smeogol by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

Smegpot

An annoying object or person, popularized by Gavin Free of Rooster Teeth

"Michael, you Smegpot!"- Gavin Free being killed in Assassins Creed

Smegpot by jjsjsjkdjd August 20, 2013

Smeggan

The fine particles of shit that come out of your ass when you fart.

All I can taste is your smeggans

Smeggan by Willie Shit Face😆 June 30, 2019

seggo

A soggy eggo waffle

"I wanted to ea waffles for breakfast this morning, but they turned into seggo's. So I just had cereal."

seggo by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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