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Smelon

An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.
Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon
by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018
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smelody

musical tones created from consecutive expulsions of gas from the rear end
although impressive, your smelody has caused everyone to leave the room
by soulforce rehearsal January 24, 2009
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Shmelons

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.
Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.
by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016
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Smlong

When something is both small but long at the same time.
That cat is so cute, she is so smlong. (small and long)
by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021
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Devil's Melon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.
by lynxyn November 1, 2019
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smegondiment

The dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle.
Ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.
by Reece G. January 3, 2007
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