smeir 

smoking weed

Are we going to smeir a joint?

smeir by Robdi March 20, 2015

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Seirion 

To rape a dead corpse or sexually defile it in some form

uh oh, he's going to go seirion the body

Seirion by PlanetTron2 October 23, 2019

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

smerb 

Short-hand slang for "Some Herb" - can be used in mixed company - at work, etc.

Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?

smerb by The Stash June 15, 2010

Smerbia

A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.

The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.

Hail Smerbia!

Smerbia by CasaDeFruta June 28, 2010

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018