A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
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by PlanetTron2 October 23, 2019
Get the Seirion mug.A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.
Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"
John- "Are you smearious?"
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Get the smerb mug.A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.
The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.
The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.
The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.
The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.
Hail Smerbia!
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