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Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).
After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.
Smattoo by MagicJoey May 25, 2013
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chelsea darlene smitson 

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.
Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

smattoo parlour 

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.
Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
smattoo parlour by sradwxi May 25, 2013
When someone in your class spells "smart boy" horribly wrong!
Jake,you don't have to be such a smatboy
smatboy by ImNotBehindYou May 17, 2023

smawsome 

Another word for awesome. Pronounced 'S-MORE-SOOM'. Can be shortened to 'smaw'.
"Dude, that's smawsome!"
smawsome by Jess Hahn July 29, 2006
Same as something that hurts.
Owww!....smats
smats by fruit May 16, 2003