Smatso 

When a ugly Sister stinks and is flat and is giving information to parents about a little brother

Aye yo Victor your sister is a smatso

Smatso by Boboi March 16, 2019

Smattoo 

Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).

After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.

Smattoo by MagicJoey May 25, 2013

chelsea darlene smitson 

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

chelsea darlene smitson by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

smattoo parlour 

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

smattoo parlour by sradwxi May 25, 2013

smatboy

When someone in your class spells "smart boy" horribly wrong!

Jake,you don't have to be such a smatboy

smatboy by ImNotBehindYou May 17, 2023

smawsome 

Another word for awesome. Pronounced 'S-MORE-SOOM'. Can be shortened to 'smaw'.

"Dude, that's smawsome!"

smawsome by Jess Hahn July 29, 2006

smats 

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

smats by fruit May 16, 2003