satsuma

A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.

Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.

by RoseThourne November 16, 2006

Satsuma

When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

by Swannyd December 1, 2010

Satsuma

(morons) use satsuma instead of orange... U can just tell they're an absolute (neek) if they call an orange a satsuma.

I mean why the hell does that exist

Hey my name's arthur and my friends and I were wondering if u just wanted to maybe share my satsuma 👉👈

Bro u idiot bruv why da fuq u calling that orange a satsuma u nerd

by Dummy dumster December 21, 2020

satsuma

overly large fat person that is on the verge of obesity

she’s a satsuma

by yuhxoxooxoxoxoxo January 22, 2025

Satsuma fart

A fart that makes you want a satsuma

The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange

by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018

satsuma imo

This word is originally derived from the Japanese word for sweet potato. Satsuma imo can be used when referring to someone that looks like a sweet potato on the outside, but is actually slightly sweet on the inside. This word can also be used as a nickname for someone who is called a bitch, but is not actually that bitchy on the inside.

OMG! ur such a satsuma imo! hahahaha

by moyashiman July 31, 2012

satsuma.the.baddie

A really cool account on tiktok, and is a leo and of course a baddie.

satsuma.the.baddie is my favourite baddie

by thatpogmcyt September 12, 2021