smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

smashterbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Super smashturbating 

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

Super smashturbating by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

smashturbation 

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

smashturbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008

smashturbating 

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

smashturbating by slayertokey February 8, 2010

smashturbation 

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

smashturbation by the secret stoner October 9, 2011