Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

smashturbating 

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

smashturbating by slayertokey February 8, 2010

Smashturbating 

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

Smashturbating by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Smashturbating 

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

Smashturbating by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Super smashturbating 

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

Super smashturbating by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

slasturbating 

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009