Slashterbation

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.

-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 26, 2011

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

by yoodooright April 14, 2008

flashterbation

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

by Josh B May 8, 2005

smashturbation

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

by yoodooright April 14, 2008

smashturbation

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

by the secret stoner October 9, 2011

Smashturbation

noun smash-ter-bey-shuhn
A form of masturbation done whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbating

I was arrested for public smashturbation.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Smashturbation

When a friend or lover helps to get you off

Wow, Nick totally helped me with smashturbation last night after that really bad date with Sarah

by HuggerBugger September 3, 2017