Smashterbating

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

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Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

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When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

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Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

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Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

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Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

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Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

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