Smashterbating 

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

Smashterbating by Darth Dragonzord August 4, 2024

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Super smashturbating 

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

Super smashturbating by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

smashterbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008

smashturbating 

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

smashturbating by slayertokey February 8, 2010

Smashturbating 

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

Smashturbating by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023