Smashtrabating

When you go so ham on your dick that it gets red and swolen but gives you at least ten times the pleasure

Dude I was smashtrabating last night it was so nice. It hurts to pee now but its good

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Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

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When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

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Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

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Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

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When u get toy hulk gloves and start masturbating with them

Me and my friends went to target and bought Hulk gloves to smashtrabait with them and my dad caught me and my friends smashtrabaiting

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