Smashtrabating

When you go so ham on your dick that it gets red and swolen but gives you at least ten times the pleasure

Dude I was smashtrabating last night it was so nice. It hurts to pee now but its good

by Lil Johnny69 October 23, 2019

Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashturbating

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

smashturbating

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

by slayertokey February 8, 2010

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

smashtrabaiting

When u get toy hulk gloves and start masturbating with them

Me and my friends went to target and bought Hulk gloves to smashtrabait with them and my dad caught me and my friends smashtrabaiting

by Mr giggle worth August 15, 2024