smashturbaing

“Omg I love when parth is smashturbaing”

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Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

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When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

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Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

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Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

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I was smashdurbating and it smelled funny

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