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Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating
I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating
I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Super smashturbating 

My son was super smashturbating to day

smashturbating 

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.
Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.
smashturbating by slayertokey February 8, 2010

Smashturbating 

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation
I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.
Smashturbating by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Smashturbating 

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)
Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.
Smashturbating by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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