smashdurbating

Masterbating while a girl shits on your cock

I was smashdurbating and it smelled funny

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Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Jerking off to super smash bros

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

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verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

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Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

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