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Smart Fuck 

1. A man whom wears a condom during sex.
God, that was one smart fuck
Smart Fuck by Hulio816 May 7, 2012
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I’m smart as fuck 

I think you ought to know that by now
I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

smarty fuck 

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.
You my friend are a smarty fuck.
smarty fuck by Tbear22 January 25, 2017

smart fucker 

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.
That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!
smart fucker by rj adskins July 14, 2016

Fuck Start his Face 

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.
Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.
Fuck Start his Face by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

fuck start 

to get pummeled so bad whatever part they are beating becomes unnoticable when they are done.
"You better shut that cunt up before I go over there and fuck start her head!"
fuck start by Tooter May 3, 2005

fuck start 

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch
1. I feel pretty alert awake this morning after that fuck start I got from my girl.

2. To get me goin', my girl gave me a fuck start and THEN we were in business.
fuck start by D. Ward May 5, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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