smarktard
An Internet wrestling fan who worships guys like Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette and cannot have their own opinion unless they hear it from them or those who also fallow them as well.
smarktard by LordScythe August 3, 2017
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smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Smoretarded
One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.
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Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009
smatarded
Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.
smamtarded
Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale
That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.
That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.
smamtarded by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009
smartarse
smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)
someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.
usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P
someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.
usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P
guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.
smartarse by honest johnn April 22, 2007
smarttard
A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.
smarttard by swissmocha April 1, 2005
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