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smarktard

An Internet wrestling fan who worships guys like Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette and cannot have their own opinion unless they hear it from them or those who also fallow them as well.
Paul is such a smarktard he believes everything Dave Meltzer writes.
by LordScythe August 3, 2017
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smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Smoretarded

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/
It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?
by Trayf February 21, 2009
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smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.
Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!
by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011
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smamtarded

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol
Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.
by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009
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smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P
guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.
by honest johnn April 22, 2007
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smarttard

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.
Oh, you are such a smarttard.
by swissmocha April 1, 2005
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