in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.
Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.
by Mc$ellin June 24, 2010
A smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of various ratios of Smirnoff vodka and ABC Cream Soda. A "smarge straight up" is the classic 1:1 mixture.
by Jomamma Gator April 21, 2008
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by Aopoop December 15, 2013
Please be a Smarg and take out the recycling.
Why are you eating that meat? I thought you were Smarg.
Why are you eating that meat? I thought you were Smarg.
by Sounds like a whisper August 8, 2010
1: Useless redundant, cruft, oftentimes associated with govermental bureaucracy, ISO audits, or layers of societal detritus which offer no benefit other than perpertuating their own idealogical interests.
2: Static Member Argument; reference the C++ programming language.
2: Static Member Argument; reference the C++ programming language.
Bob Smarg got a great deal on matching kitchen-ware at Pottery Barn this weekend.
I really believe pre-fixing variables with smargs enhances readability.
I really believe pre-fixing variables with smargs enhances readability.
by b0bZm4rG January 22, 2004
Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?
What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?
Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.
What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?
Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.
by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010